Letters to Gamzee

  1. 
DeAr KaNaYa SiS,
UhHhHhHhH. I dUnNo AbOuT tHaT mY sIsTeR, HaHa. BeSiDeS, i KeEp CoOl StUfF uP tHeRe. :oD WhErE eLsE wOuLd I sToRe My FaYgO?
My StYlE gOt ThAt WaY cAuSe It’S aLl  WhaT i Be  FeElIn, SiS. :o) YoU gOtTa Go WiTh wHaT yOu FeEl. OtHeRwIsE, wHaT mAkEs YoU yOu? I wOuLdN’T bE mE iF i GoT aLl MoThErFuCkIn DaPpEr AlL tHe SuDdEn, HaHaHa.
WoUlD bE pReTtY sWaNkY tHoUgH…

HoNkS,
GaMzEe :o)

    DeAr KaNaYa SiS,

    UhHhHhHhH. I dUnNo AbOuT tHaT mY sIsTeR, HaHa. BeSiDeS, i KeEp CoOl StUfF uP tHeRe. :oD WhErE eLsE wOuLd I sToRe My FaYgO?

    My StYlE gOt ThAt WaY cAuSe It’S aLl  WhaT i Be  FeElIn, SiS. :o) YoU gOtTa Go WiTh wHaT yOu FeEl. OtHeRwIsE, wHaT mAkEs YoU yOu? I wOuLdN’T bE mE iF i GoT aLl MoThErFuCkIn DaPpEr AlL tHe SuDdEn, HaHaHa.

    WoUlD bE pReTtY sWaNkY tHoUgH…

    HoNkS,

    GaMzEe :o)

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  3. 
DeAr JoHnBrO,
HaViNg  BeSt FrIeNd FoR a BeSt FrIeNd Is ThE bEsT tHiNg EvEr. :oD He LiStEnS tO mY sToRiEs AnD PaPs Me On ThE hEaD wHeN I zOnE oUt AnD kEePs Me FrOm FaLlInG oFf Of HiGh WiReS aNd StUfF! I dUnNo WhErE i’D bE wItHoUt HiM. :o)
He’S a GrUmPyPaNtS sOmEtImEs, BuT iT’s OkAy. UsUaLly WhEn I dAnCe AnD hOnK a LoT, He YeLlS aT mE, aNd I tHiNk It HeLpS hIm BlOw OfF a LoT oF sTeAm! AnD tHeN sOmEtImEs I tIcKlE hIm AnD tHaT hElPs ToO. :oD He’S rEaLlY tIcKlIsH bUt ThAt’S a SeCrEt, sHhH.
I lOvE yOu BeSt FrIeNd! :o) <>
- GaMzEe

    DeAr JoHnBrO,

    HaViNg  BeSt FrIeNd FoR a BeSt FrIeNd Is ThE bEsT tHiNg EvEr. :oD He LiStEnS tO mY sToRiEs AnD PaPs Me On ThE hEaD wHeN I zOnE oUt AnD kEePs Me FrOm FaLlInG oFf Of HiGh WiReS aNd StUfF! I dUnNo WhErE i’D bE wItHoUt HiM. :o)

    He’S a GrUmPyPaNtS sOmEtImEs, BuT iT’s OkAy. UsUaLly WhEn I dAnCe AnD hOnK a LoT, He YeLlS aT mE, aNd I tHiNk It HeLpS hIm BlOw OfF a LoT oF sTeAm! AnD tHeN sOmEtImEs I tIcKlE hIm AnD tHaT hElPs ToO. :oD He’S rEaLlY tIcKlIsH bUt ThAt’S a SeCrEt, sHhH.

    I lOvE yOu BeSt FrIeNd! :o) <>

    - GaMzEe

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  5. DeAr TaVbRo,

    ShIt MaN, yOu ReAlLy ArE tHe BeSt BrO eVeR. :o)

    RuFiO iS rEaL, mOtHeRfUcKeR! JuSt  CaUsE yOu CaN’t SeE hIm DoN’t AlL mEaN hE aIn’T. hE’s JuSt ReAl AlL Up In YoUr HeArT bOx. :o) JuSt LiKe MiRaClEs. AnD i MeEt HiM eVeRy TiMe I cHiLl WiTh YoU.

    HaHa, MaN, yOu KnOw I nEvEr PaSs Up An OpPoRtUnItY tO cHiLl WiTh My FaVoRiTe BuLlHoNkY. I’lL bRiNg ThE fAyGo. :oD HoNk HoNk HoNk!

    BrOhUgS,

    GaMzEe

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  7. DeAr MoThErFuCkErS,

    I aLl Up AnD gOt A nEw LaYoUt, So SeNdInG lEtTeRs ShOuLd Be EaSiEr NoW. :oD ChEcK iT tHe MoThErFuCk OuT, bRoS!

    hOnK hOnK hOnK hOnK hOnK!

    - GaMzEe :o)





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  10. letterstovriska:

letterstogamzee:

letterstotavros:

dEAR vRISKA,
oH, }:(
wELL, rUFIO SAYS THAT, yOU’RE JUST BEING MEAN, aND i SHOULD IGNORE YOU,
(oR, hE WOULD, iF HE WERE REAL,)
sO, uHH,
pLEASE GO AWAY,
 wITH A FROWN,
 tAVROS,

DeAr TaVbRo,
MaN, i WaNnA mEeT tHiS rUfIo MoThErFuCkEr, CaUsE hE sOuNdS pReTtY dAmN cHiLl. :oD
YoU sHoUlD iGnOrE tHaT wIcKiDy WhAcK sHiT. YoUr BlOg Is FuCkIn TiGhT aNd YoU’rE lIkE, tHe OpPoSiTe Of A lOsEr!
… oH! I gOt It. :oD
VrIsKa, I bEt YoU tHoUgHt It WaS oPpOsItE dAy, HuH sIs? ThAt AiN’t FoR tHrEe MoRe PeRiGrEeS! :o) HoNk!
HoNkS,
GaMzEe

Dear Tavros,
We’ve 8een over and over this Rufio thing. Do we need to go over it again?
-Vriska
Dear Gamzee,
If only it were oppos8 day! 8ut I  tooooooootally meant what I said.
8esides, what would you do for oppos8 day?
-Vriska ::::p

&#8230;
DeAr VrIsKa,

well i guess,
SINCE YOU&#8217;RE KIND OF A BITCH,
you&#8217;d be nice for a day.
BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.
so i guess,
THANKS FOR RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD HOLIDAY.
just like you ruin everything else.



HoNkS,
GaMzEe. :oD

    letterstovriska:

    letterstogamzee:

    letterstotavros:

    dEAR vRISKA,

    oH, }:(

    wELL, rUFIO SAYS THAT, yOU’RE JUST BEING MEAN, aND i SHOULD IGNORE YOU,

    (oR, hE WOULD, iF HE WERE REAL,)

    sO, uHH,

    pLEASE GO AWAY,

    wITH A FROWN,

    tAVROS,

    DeAr TaVbRo,

    MaN, i WaNnA mEeT tHiS rUfIo MoThErFuCkEr, CaUsE hE sOuNdS pReTtY dAmN cHiLl. :oD

    YoU sHoUlD iGnOrE tHaT wIcKiDy WhAcK sHiT. YoUr BlOg Is FuCkIn TiGhT aNd YoU’rE lIkE, tHe OpPoSiTe Of A lOsEr!

    … oH! I gOt It. :oD

    VrIsKa, I bEt YoU tHoUgHt It WaS oPpOsItE dAy, HuH sIs? ThAt AiN’t FoR tHrEe MoRe PeRiGrEeS! :o) HoNk!

    HoNkS,

    GaMzEe

    Dear Tavros,

    We’ve 8een over and over this Rufio thing. Do we need to go over it again?

    -Vriska

    Dear Gamzee,

    If only it were oppos8 day! 8ut I  tooooooootally meant what I said.

    8esides, what would you do for oppos8 day?

    -Vriska ::::p

    DeAr VrIsKa,

    well i guess,

    SINCE YOU’RE KIND OF A BITCH,

    you’d be nice for a day.

    BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.

    so i guess,

    THANKS FOR RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD HOLIDAY.

    just like you ruin everything else.

    HoNkS,

    GaMzEe. :oD

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  12. letterstotavros:

dEAR vRISKA,
oH, }:(
wELL, rUFIO SAYS THAT, yOU’RE JUST BEING MEAN, aND i SHOULD IGNORE YOU,
(oR, hE WOULD, iF HE WERE REAL,)
sO, uHH,
pLEASE GO AWAY,
 wITH A FROWN,
 tAVROS,

DeAr TaVbRo,
MaN, i WaNnA mEeT tHiS rUfIo MoThErFuCkEr, CaUsE hE sOuNdS pReTtY dAmN cHiLl. :oD
YoU sHoUlD iGnOrE tHaT wIcKiDy WhAcK sHiT. YoUr BlOg Is FuCkIn TiGhT aNd YoU&#8217;rE lIkE, tHe OpPoSiTe Of A lOsEr!
&#8230; oH! I gOt It. :oD
VrIsKa, I bEt YoU tHoUgHt It WaS oPpOsItE dAy, HuH sIs? ThAt AiN&#8217;t FoR tHrEe MoRe PeRiGrEeS! :o) HoNk!
HoNkS,
GaMzEe

    letterstotavros:

    dEAR vRISKA,

    oH, }:(

    wELL, rUFIO SAYS THAT, yOU’RE JUST BEING MEAN, aND i SHOULD IGNORE YOU,

    (oR, hE WOULD, iF HE WERE REAL,)

    sO, uHH,

    pLEASE GO AWAY,

    wITH A FROWN,

    tAVROS,

    DeAr TaVbRo,

    MaN, i WaNnA mEeT tHiS rUfIo MoThErFuCkEr, CaUsE hE sOuNdS pReTtY dAmN cHiLl. :oD

    YoU sHoUlD iGnOrE tHaT wIcKiDy WhAcK sHiT. YoUr BlOg Is FuCkIn TiGhT aNd YoU’rE lIkE, tHe OpPoSiTe Of A lOsEr!

    … oH! I gOt It. :oD

    VrIsKa, I bEt YoU tHoUgHt It WaS oPpOsItE dAy, HuH sIs? ThAt AiN’t FoR tHrEe MoRe PeRiGrEeS! :o) HoNk!

    HoNkS,

    GaMzEe

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  14. HaHa, tHaT&#8217;s ChIlL, bRo. :o)
I lOvE eVeRyBoDy, DoGg! BuT i DoN&#8217;t WaNnA bE uP aNd RoCkIn ThE bOaT oR nOtHiN, sO i CaN sIgN tHiNgS wItH hOnKs, If ThAt&#8217;S cHiLl. :oD

HoNkS,
GaMzEe :o)

    HaHa, tHaT’s ChIlL, bRo. :o)

    I lOvE eVeRyBoDy, DoGg! BuT i DoN’t WaNnA bE uP aNd RoCkIn ThE bOaT oR nOtHiN, sO i CaN sIgN tHiNgS wItH hOnKs, If ThAt’S cHiLl. :oD

    HoNkS,

    GaMzEe :o)



  15. letterstokarkat:

letterstogamzee:

letterstokarkat:

MAKARA.THAT’S IT.YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED NEAR A KEYBOARD FOR AT LEAST A PEDIGREE. I SWEAR, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DENSE. WHICH IS FUNNY, BECAUSE YOU’RE ALSO HIGH ENOUGH THAT, IF WE WERE TO EMPTY YOUR ABSOLUTELY RETARDED SYLLADEX, YOU WOULD PROBABLY FLOAT RIGHT OFF THIS LUMP OF SHIT ASTEROID AND CONTINUE ON UNTIL YOU WERE SWALLOWED BY A PARTICULARLY STUPID HORRORTERROR. THE ONLY MIRACLE HERE IS HOW YOU’VE SURVIVED THIS LONG.YOU
FUCK.
I’LL TALK TO YOU LATER.KARKAT.

DeAr BeSt FrIeNd.
HaHaHaHa, YoU’Re AlL uP aNd RiGhT, bRoThEr.
I aM ReAlLy HiGh. :oD
LoVe, GaMzEe!

MAKARA.YOU MAKE MY THINK PAN HURT EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW MESSAGE IN YOUR STUPID PURPLE TEXT.
BLUH.
JUST DON’T DO ANYTHING FUCKING STUPID, OKAY? GO EAT SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR SHITTY PIES, FOR ONCE.
KARKAT.

BeSt FrIeNd,
HaHa, AlRiGhT bRoThEr. :o) YoU sHoUlD aLl CoMe OvEr AnD mAkE cUpCaKeS wItH mE, bRo!
ThEy CaN bE sObEr If YoU wAnT!
LoVe, GaMzEe :o)

    letterstokarkat:

    letterstogamzee:

    letterstokarkat:

    MAKARA.

    THAT’S IT.

    YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED NEAR A KEYBOARD FOR AT LEAST A PEDIGREE. I SWEAR, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DENSE. WHICH IS FUNNY, BECAUSE YOU’RE ALSO HIGH ENOUGH THAT, IF WE WERE TO EMPTY YOUR ABSOLUTELY RETARDED SYLLADEX, YOU WOULD PROBABLY FLOAT RIGHT OFF THIS LUMP OF SHIT ASTEROID AND CONTINUE ON UNTIL YOU WERE SWALLOWED BY A PARTICULARLY STUPID HORRORTERROR. THE ONLY MIRACLE HERE IS HOW YOU’VE SURVIVED THIS LONG.

    YOU

    FUCK.

    I’LL TALK TO YOU LATER.

    KARKAT.

    DeAr BeSt FrIeNd.

    HaHaHaHa, YoU’Re AlL uP aNd RiGhT, bRoThEr.

    I aM ReAlLy HiGh. :oD

    LoVe, GaMzEe!

    MAKARA.

    YOU MAKE MY THINK PAN HURT EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW MESSAGE IN YOUR STUPID PURPLE TEXT.

    BLUH.

    JUST DON’T DO ANYTHING FUCKING STUPID, OKAY? GO EAT SOMETHING OTHER THAN YOUR SHITTY PIES, FOR ONCE.

    KARKAT.

    BeSt FrIeNd,

    HaHa, AlRiGhT bRoThEr. :o) YoU sHoUlD aLl CoMe OvEr AnD mAkE cUpCaKeS wItH mE, bRo!

    ThEy CaN bE sObEr If YoU wAnT!

    LoVe, GaMzEe :o)

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